Monday, February 6, 2012

Kuchh Nai Delux Scotch Whiskey Review

I am what you would call a self proclaimed amateur whiskey connoisseur. After almost 15 years of drinking almost anything that is slightly reddish in color and can give you a high to some of the finest whiskey available, my evolution to where I am now has been a bitter sweet experience.
Enough of my drinking history and lets get straight to the subject in hand 'Kuchh Nai Dlux Scotch Whiskey'. I first heard about this strange whiskey/scotch from Charles Darkim (lets not get into details about him) ever since he told me about it, I've been looking in vain for it at almost every Theka (Liquor Store) I know in Delhi. And who would have known that a dry day in Delhi would lead me to the infamous Kuchh Nai at a tiny Theka (Liquor Store) on the outskirts of Gurgaon J (everything happens for a reason).
Looking at the bottle took me back to the first time I bought a Gi-Joe action figure (so happy sniff sniff..). A bottle set me back Rs. 1300(Gurgaon) not too bad. Quickly drove back to my house in Darya Ganj (a grueling 30 km drive) rushed to my dining table for the moment of truth.

About Kuchh Nai:
Blended and Bottled in Scotland
40% alcohol by volume
Available in 750ml bottles

Owners: Kuchh Nai Marketing, Lion House, Bridge Road, Southall, Middlesex UB2 4AB
website www.kuchhnai.com

1.Bottling: Could have been better, but I've learned to look beyond the bottle.
2.Opening Aroma: Creamy, hints of vanilla but not too strong (so far so good J)
3.First Glass - without water: Quite confused, the hints of vanilla and caramel disappeared as fast as they came, sweet but short after taste, the spirit is overwhelming.
4.Second Glass - on the rocks: The ice really brings out the flavors in the first few sips, but as they melt the flavors are lost way too soon.
5.Third Glass – a dash of water: Not impressed at all.

Verdict: hmmmm... didn't live up to my expectations (though I had no idea what to expect). Kuchh Nai is one of the strangest whiskey I've had, its confusing, lacks texture and flavor but not very bad at all. If you smoke then I'd suggest you smoke lights with it, regular or strong cigarettes would kill the faint flavors it has to offer. I'd also suggest drinking it on the rocks, 2 rocks max for a 30ml drink any more that that and you would probably want to slap yourself (nobody likes tasteless colored water).

You could probably get better blended scotch/whiskey like Black & White, Dewar and Jameson etc. in the Rs.1000 to 1500 range but I wouldn't go so far as to say that Kuchh Nai is exactly what the name says (Kuchh Nai means - Nothing), it is definitely worth a try, at least 'Once' in your lifetime.

Now getting back to Charles, If you're reading this, come over and lets finish this damn bottle together. I have to give u a piece of my mind!

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Swept Away

Like a house built on sand the mesmerizing glow on your face swept me away like a tsunami. You engulfed me with your charm, humor and beauty. Now I realize even had my foundations been built on stone with re-enforced concrete, I never really had a chance, I would have fallen and still do every time I see you.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Hard Times

Sometimes you can find friends in the people you hate
Find love in the coldest hearts
Find peace in the midst of war
Find hope when all hope is lost
Find light in the deepest darkest pits
Find ourselves in our darkest hours
Find strength in our weakness
Find Answers in the questions we ask
And then there are times when everything is messed up and nothing makes sense. Every road we take leads us only to another crossroad.
Some say it’s only a quarter life crises and it shall pass, but then again where one road ends another must start and you find yourself looking at a midlife crisis.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Who Am I?

Who am I?
• I’m the guy who’s going to tell you how wonderful and beautiful you are every morning and night (and maybe a few hundred times in between).
• I’m the guy who’s going to hold your hand and never let you go.
• I’m the guy who’s going to watch soppy and dramatic tv serials with you(if you promise to watch and support Chelsea).
• I’m the guy who sees thru your eyes and see the sadness and hug you and tell you everything’s gonna be ok.
• I’m the guy who’s gonna make sure there isn’t a single lizard in our house (we might have to discuss the cat situation tho).
• I’m the guy who you’re gonna sing with everyday you play the piano and I’ll play the guitar(we can even write songs together)
• I’m the guy who’s gonna fight and argue with you just because I like to pamper you to make up for the fight.
• I’m the guy who’s gonna make sure we visit every country in Africa, Europe, Asia and America (one of my dreams is to travel the world, and it would be so much better with you)
• I’m the guy who’s gonna say ‘babe you already have way too many perfumes and shoes’ but buy you 1 anyway, just coz I like to see your eyes open up and glitter when you see them.
• I’m the guy who’s gonna stare at sexy women as they pass us bye in the mall, not coz I like em but because I feel sorry for them (they simply do not compare to you).
• I’m the guy who you can read and study the bible with every day (it builds relationship).
• I’m the guy who’s going to love and respect your family.
• But most of all I’m the guy who’s always gonna be there for you and love you regardless…
I want to love you forever, and maybe that’s not long enough but I always like to aim low, so we can start with forever and see how we go once we reach our destination.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

My Delailah

I’ve heard your name a thousand times before
stories of your deception in ancient folklore
Never did I imagine you haunting me
Oh Delilah the life of Samson in me I see

For gold and silver did you trade your heart
Looking back I should have seen your intentions from the start
But my eyes went blind from your charming ways and fragrance
now a helpless victim of my own ignorance

Now they say you’ve mended your ways and found Jesus
A new found happiness and chants of prayers for all of us
But what becomes of us, that you have broken and shattered?
Is your remorse enough to mend what you have battered?

Oh Delilah of the ancient and the present
Never has your stories felt so real and indecent
Many a men have u deceived over time
How many locks will you cut, before you finally draw the line?

Friday, July 24, 2009

I Wish...

I wish I could give you the world
But I can’t, so I give you mine
I wish I could make you smile everyday
But I can’t, so I find solace in the fact that I smile at every thought of you
I wish I could be with you everyday
But I can’t, but knowing that you’re in my heart every minute is worth living for
Deprived I live but content with the thought that you’re around

Monday, July 20, 2009

Dazed

Dazed, i sit and stare at the walls around me,
Thinking about why we fought for like - "the hundredth time!"
I remember how it used to be --
We'd share our fears and delights.
You have been a great friend to me,
I don't know how to make things right.

Should i call or should i just text?
Numerous questions fill my thoughts.
If i call, would the wounds reappear?
If i don't, would you disappear?
I can't stand to cause you any pain,
Hurting you again is my worst fear.

Whenever my spirit needed a lift,
You would always be there.
We have been through moments that were both good and bad.
Even moments that were happy and sad.
Every time we fought and argued,
Even though it takes time sometimes,
I knew deep down that we'd somehow make things right.

Our friendship is special to me -
Its like having a four leaf clover,
Lucky when we have it
But real hard to find.

Whenever we have problems or doubts,
We may not be able to find solutions
But we'd listen and somehow,
We'd find the answers
And sort things out.

I know that i may not be able to prevent you
From falling away from friendship.
But know that ill always be there -
To talk to u and to pray for you,
Even when you need some space to be yourself.
I can't tell you who you are,
But ill always be there to help you pick up the pieces.

All i know now is that -
Even when friendship changes,
It does not necessarily mean that it ends.
When i stroll down memory lane,
A sudden realization dawns on me -
I know that ill always have YOU to count on,
You can read my thoughts and know exactly how i feel,
Even when i try to hide it.