Thursday, March 14, 2013

Birthday Blues!

It’s that time of the year again. The time of the year I used to love but now hate! Yes, my birthday is coming up next week and God I wish this week would never end. As if turning 30 was not bad enough last year, I realized nothings worse than turning 31 on a Monday. So as a sign of protest against my ageing I decided to grow my sideburns and beard.

But the best part is that I’m not as depressed as I was last year, just a lil uninspired because like the year before, I have so many questions I need answers to like: How do you welcome and unwelcome age? Do I throw a kick ass party, get effin sloshed or comb my beard light a J and meditate on the coming of the age? Do I buy myself a nice bottle of perfume or maybe a new shoe? Or should I buy myself both? Xvideos or Xhamster? How long will it take for my sideburns and beard to be 5 inches long on all sides? Should I change my hairstyle to make me look more professional at work? Why does my blackberry hang so much? If my blackberry had legs how long would they be? Should I get a new phone…Nexus 4 or iPhone5? Beckham looks so cool in briefs, should I switch from boxers to briefs too? Dotted or Rippled? Will Master Chief be the same without Cortana? Playstation 4 or the new Xbox? We went from Pamela Andersons Breasts to Kim Kardashians ass, what’s next? 

See these are just a few of the things that have been pressing my mind for quite a bit of time and until these are answered I don’t think I’ll ever have a peaceful birthday or life. I should have learned from last year when none of my questions were answered, that it’s pointless to ask these questions, but what the hell if I never ask I’ll never know. Hui ham, Ka lung a leng! 


Njldst said...

The entire blog can be condensed into that last line 'Ka lung a leng' Ha2, happy birthday and many more happy returns of the day

Amelia Lalremdiki said...

"..nothing worse than turning 31 on a monday.."
ok, 1st of all Happy Birthday.31 aint so bad :)
and secondly, you remind me of Joey (FRIENDS) and his attitude on age. Maybe you should try and talk God into making a deal with you. He did :P

zakk sangkima said...

@Njldst and @Amelia thank you for the very early wish i'am overwhelmed :)
turning 31 on a Monday is one of those double whammy moments when you wake up and you're like fuck its Monday then ur like awww fuck I'm 31. ka lung a leng!

Aduhi Chawngthu said...

For me, turning 30 was not so bad, but crossing 30 is not much fun. You suddenly feel so old and outdated and well why am I writing this when I should cheer you up and say age is just a number. Happy birthday, have fun, do what you want to do, and all that jazz. And don't spend too much time being lungleng or thinking about the past or worrying about the future.

ku2 said...

The big 3-0 approaches for me too and you're not making it any better :D
Good read and belated birthday wishes; i take it its belated by now?
Lawdy, ageing is a b!tch, innit?

zakk sangkima said...

@Aduhi Lung a leng lo thei lo alom lol. the heart feels like 25 the years say otherwise. And thank you for the wish!

@Ku2 the 30 experience was not good for me but i hope it is for you. Thanks for the wish and yes its belated now :-) Ageing is a B!TCH!